Well, Darlings --
The first wave of subscriber votes has arrived,
and 11 Digit Boy is trailing by a large margin
in the popularity poll. Here is a breakdown of
specific voter attitudes from our survey:
11 Digit Boy is AOK: 4
11 Digit Boy needs his eyes washed out with soap: 27
Shortcomings of Accusplit pedometers...
Should not be mentioned in signatures: 23
Should be in everyone's signature: 2
11 Digit Boy is hereby directed to visit:
where he can scrub up before lighting a stick of
incense and banging his head against the wall three times.
Cheery regards from your ever-vigilant
Bubble Queen of the River Ganga,
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